I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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