Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
