i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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