he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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