if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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