dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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