Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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