That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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