We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Can I color on your dick again?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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