I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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