Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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