She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
