Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
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you have to choose: penises or morals?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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