Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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