butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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