Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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