i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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