idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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