Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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