A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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