Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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