She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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