not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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