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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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