Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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