But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
