I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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