i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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