did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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