can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
