Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
