How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Randomize
