Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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