Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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