can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
