I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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