awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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