okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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