sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
