he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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