so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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