You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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