Already got asked if we're dating
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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