I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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