Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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