Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Congratulations! We have a period
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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