I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
