sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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