I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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