is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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