You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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