She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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