Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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