thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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