: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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