i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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