i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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